Dear boobies,
I decided to take you bra shopping today as a peace offering. I know we haven't been getting along lately and I thought this little jaunt out would help restore the bond we once knew.
4 trips from the dressing room out into the store to fill my arms with different brands, different styles and different sizes. A full hour of standing half naked in front of massive mirrors and bright fluorescent lights trying on bras. All for you.
You let me down. I even broke down at one point and tried the Playtex "nearly" sizes hoping to fit into something... anything.
You have completely destroyed my ego.
We are no longer on speaking terms.
C.
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