How many times in one day can I say "What the Fuck?"
The ED called Dave to figure out how to handle transferring Alex back to us. She was planning on dropping him off at our house but 3 hours early.
ED: "I'm getting my hair done then I have an interview for a J-O-B cuz we need the M-O-N-I-E"
So that is what constitutes a dirty word in your house. All regular swear words and racist statements are thrown around without a second thought but HEAVEN FORBID you say the dirtiest word of all. job.
A few minutes later Dave gets a call from the place she has an interview with and the ED is beeping in again. The interviewer says she will call back in a few minutes.
ED: "I forgot to tell you I put you down as a reference but I don't remember what I said you were. It was either clergy or instructor. Say nice things bout me OK?"
I hit the roof and ranted and raved for a few minutes until the interviewer calls back.
Dave: "***** is my son's biological mother. I do not feel like I can have an unbiased opinion about her reliability"
She might have to continue looking for a J-O-B.