The kids and I are sick. Some kind of nasty chest cold thing that makes us hack up little evil aliens and fever attacks that come and go. It has been here for almost a week without an end in sight.
The kids just want to sit and cuddle with me and I don't want to be touched.
Dave was trying to lighten the mood in the house and picked up bicycle horns for the kids.
I know exactly where he can stick those horns.