You know its going to be a bad day when you...
...want to rip your uterus out.
...have to use hand lotion on your face because you fucked around with your hair for too long and ran out of time getting ready so you brought your makeup to work and left your moisturizer at home.
...fuck around with your hair for a long time "trying something different" then undo everything and go back to the same ol' thing.
...have some serious road rage and yet its early enough that no one else is out driving yet.
...run out of quarters and have to pack both front pockets full of dimes to feed the parking meter.
...realize the office coffee shop closed a month ago and you just now figure it out. Even the security guard that sleeps all day knew it was closed.